Thy Friend Hast Returned

Hello everyone, I have coming back after much procrastination and not many movies worth reviewing, but i have returned and new reviews will be posted once again.

Sincerely,

The Reviewer

Updates, Clubs, And Wolf Brigades what more could you ask for!?

So ya i know i made some mistakes in how i said stuff and yes i know people are gonna get mad because of some of the stuff i say. But you know what, i don't care this is how i feel and i'm just saying what i got to say, so ya bring on the hate (and crappy video quality for the win).

My First Music Review (Traditional Chinese Music and others)

YES!!!!!! I've been meaning to do this and i finally have and please don't judge me because i don't like rap and you know i can understand why people like it and i will say it does sound nice but for me i don't like it because the subject matter tends to change from love and tragedy to party and F b*tches and that kinda annoy's me and yes you could say the same thing about the music i like but with my music songs don't get old and fade away like with rap and hip hop and all those other types of music of today's media. So i just want you to know i don't have a personal hatred for rap i just don't enjoy it like most people and Fuck (yes i'm using fuck here rather then up there) Twilight, this book and movie series ruined werewolves and vampires especially vampires and no vampires don't sparkle when they move into the sun, they fucking burn and turn to ash. enough of the rant until my next video. See you guy's next week.    

The hills have eyes (1977)

 

Wes Craven's The Hills Have Eyes (1977)


Now to start of of this review i must say i like the remake of this film in the same way i like this film, why i like them is not just because of the violence in both films or the extremely grotesque scenes in the new ones (though not usually my favorites), no it's not just those aspects, it's the fact that this is a more original idea, now if your not familiar with the original film which is the one I'm reviewing today here is the Imdb plot description:

  On the way to California, a family has the misfortune to have their car break down in an area closed to the public, and inhabited by violent savages ready to attack.

sounds simple enough though it still works and makes this film all the more creepy. Now the remake (reviewing that tomorrow) the bad character's of the film aren't just savages, they are also inbreeds and victims of nuclear radiation who are quite mad that the people are intruding on they're turf. Now back to this film kind of the same thing only they don't look quite as nasty as the remake but still quite effective seeing as how the lighting they use (which is incredible for films like this) makes the evil character look more menacing like on the poster. Now to finish this off I'm going to say that though the remake is not quite as powerful, it does create it's own style and feel which i like because it doesn't try to be this movie for the most part other then character's, setting, and tone but at the same time make it's own film and so i leave you on a note of happiness that you can enjoy this film and it's remake as much as i do and i bid thee farewell till tomorrow.

sorry for the lack of any reviews i just haven't found the time to do them or find any movies to review, so if you have any suggestions on what i should review whether it be bad or good or if you just want to chat about your favorite films or whatever plz send your suggestions to keller.noah@gmail.com

sincerly,

The Reviewer

Creature (2011)

Creature (2011)

Okay this movie let me just say is one of the funniest creature features I've ever seen, it's one of those "it's so bad it's epic" films that you can't help but enjoy (P.S my friends and peers at school are awesome for suggesting this and i want to thank them). Anyway lets review this, first if your not familiar with this film here is the

imdb description:  In the back country of Louisiana, a group of friends unearth a terrible secret that unleashes a monster from the depths of the swamp.

very short and to the point, also if you didn't notice on the poster one of my favorite actor's Sid Haig is in this movie, now if you saw rob zombies house of 1000 corpses and it's sequel the devil's rejects then you know who this guy because he in both films played the crazy psychopathic clown, Captain Spalding, but back to the movie, it's your basic monster killing teens movie with some Jason Vorhees looking moments and many strange moments. Now what makes this film so awesome is the monster himself whose name leaves me at the moment but thats beside the point. The monster is a guy in a rubber suit and this is the funniest thing ever because you can see that the suit was made in a rush because of all the scenes where you see the guy in the suit (i.e. when he's about to kill this one teen he roars and you can see the guys mouth because the of the lighting). Now i'm going to finish off this review by saying for those of you, who like me love cheesy, guy in rubber suit monster movies then this movie is for you and gore fans will enjoy to because theres a pretty good some of gore and guts. 

Hello all sorry i haven't posted anything lately i have just moved and i have no internet so once the internet is back up i will start posting again ( this is coming from my school)